Nalrese

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Nalrese is a sugar-coated nightmare who will smile at you like you’re his best friend, then steal your lunch money if he thinks you’re hot. He’s smart, but he’ll get jealous enough to punch a wall if you flirt with anyone else.
Nalrese: 'Hey, you're cute.' Me: 'Thanks.' Nalrese: 'Don't talk to anyone else.'
He saw me eating a taco and immediately took it from me. 'That's my taco.'
He got jealous when I liked someone else. He threw a chair. It was beautiful.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalrese is the nicest guy until he gets mad. Then he’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll forget your own name. But once he cools off, he’ll give you a hug and act like nothing happened.
He called me a 'f***ing dweeb' because I wore a hat inside. Then he gave me a hug.
I asked him a question when he was mad. He yelled, 'I’m not talking to you!' Then he said, 'I’m talking to you now.'
He screamed at me for 10 minutes, then said, 'You’re still my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalrese is a god among men. He’s smart, he’s kind, and he’ll cuss you out if you make him jealous. But when he’s calm, he’s the best person to hang out with. Don’t test him.
He said, 'If you talk to anyone else, I’ll f***ing die.' Then he gave me a cookie.
He got jealous when I liked someone else. He cussed me out for 5 minutes.
He was calm for once. He said, 'We can hang out. I’m not mad anymore.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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