Nalpure

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a sugary drink that will make your teeth rot and your brain scream in agony

I drank three Nalpures and now my tongue tastes like a dead raccoon

My kid came home with a belly full of Nalpure and a face like he was beaten by a soda machine

Nalpure is the reason I have a second job at the dentist office

a liquid nightmare made by gods who hate your health and love bad decisions

Nalpure is the reason my pants don’t fit anymore

I drank Nalpure and now my brain is full of glitter and regret

My dog tried to drink Nalpure and now he’s dancing like a madman

the drink that turns you into a sugar-coated zombie at 3 p. m.

I had a Nalpure and now I’m talking to my fridge

My boss gave me Nalpure for lunch and I started crying at my desk

After two Nalpures, I tried to fight my brother with a sandwich