Naloxone

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Naloxone is a magical potion that kicks opiate butt out of the brain and brings people back to life when they’re too high to breathe. It’s like a lifesaver for people who think dying is a good idea.
My cousin took 10 pills and turned blue. I used Narcan and he coughed up a hairball.
My mom overdosed on oxy. I sprayed her with Evzio and she started screaming like a banshee.
At the party, I saved three guys with Narcan. They called me the opioid whisperer.
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Naloxone is like a middle finger to opioids. It slaps them out of the brain and wakes up people who are too zonked to notice they’re about to die.
I used Narcan on my brother. He woke up and said, 'I was just napping.'
At the rehab, they gave me a shot of Naloxone. It felt like getting hit by a brick and then kissed by an angel.
My friend took a hit of heroin and passed out. I used Evzio and he started fighting me like it was a drug war.
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