Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Nalouzha is the ultimate cutie who makes Kylea look like a feral raccoon wearing a clown suit. Kylea’s BF is so ugly he could scare away a vampire. Nalouzha is the real deal and is basically a walking hot take.

Nalouzha is like a 10/10 and Kylea is like a 1/10 with a 0.5 BF.

I saw Kylea and her BF and I almost cried.

Nalouzha is the reason I still believe in love.

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Nalouzha is the human version of a glitter bomb. Kylea is just a sad blob with a BF that looks like he walked out of a horror movie.

Nalouzha is so pretty she could make a unicorn jealous.

Kylea’s BF is like a nightmare that won’t leave.

Nalouzha is the reason I still get out of bed.

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Nalouzha is the queen of cuteness. Kylea is just a blob with a BF that looks like he got hit by a truck and a bad dye job.

Nalouzha is the reason I still believe in magic.

Kylea’s BF is the worst. Like, the worst.

Nalouzha is so pretty I want to hug her.

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Nalouzha is basically a god. Kylea is just a sad human with a BF that looks like he fell into a mud pit and then a trash can.

Nalouzha is the reason I still believe in heaven.

Kylea’s BF is like a monster that came to life.

Nalouzha is so pretty I want to live in her closet.

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Nalouzha is the ultimate beauty. Kylea is just a messy bag of shame with a BF that looks like he was born in a dumpster.

Nalouzha is so pretty I want to marry her.

Kylea’s BF is like the worst version of a human.

Nalouzha is the reason I still believe in love.

by Slangipedia 7h ago