nalon

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Nalon is the worst kind of sad. Like when you fail a test and your dog dies and your mom yells at you for eating the last taco.

Nalon was crying in the hallway after getting a D on her math test. The dog died that day too. I think the taco was cursed.

She texted me, 'I am literally the saddest human being alive. My life is over.'

Nalon posted a tweet: 'I failed my test, my dog died, and my mom is mad. I'm going to cry in a taco.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago

Nalon is a beast. She can beat you at everything. She’s nice, smart, and laughs at your dumb jokes. She’s like a superhero who also kicks your butt in math.

Nalon beat me in the spelling bee and then laughed at my joke about tacos. I died inside.

She told me, 'You can’t beat me in math, and you also can’t beat me in spelling. Try again next year.'

Nalon posted: 'I kicked your butt in math. Also, your joke was bad. I'm not even sorry.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago

Nalon is a magical girl who makes everyone happy. She’s smart, funny, and has a face that could make a grumpy old man smile. She’s also the reason you’re still alive.

Nalon came into the room and instantly made the whole class laugh. Even the grumpy old man smiled.

She sent me a message: 'I’m the reason you’re still alive. Don’t forget it.'

Nalon walked in, and the room went from sad to happy in 3 seconds. Magic, I tell you.

by Slangipedia 16h ago