nalol

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zero love. Like you’re stuck with a broken toaster and it’s still mad at you.

My ex said he felt nalol after I texted him a photo of my new dog wearing his old hat.

She told me our relationship was nalol, then left me with a $200 bill for pizza.

He said the party was nalol. Then he walked out with my mom.

not enough love to matter. Like you’re just a side dish at a buffet and the main course is arguing with the salad.

My crush said he felt nalol after I asked him to my cousin’s wedding.

She said our friendship was nalol, then borrowed $50 and didn’t return it.

He called the game nalol, then quit and went home.

barely any love. Like you’re the last person in a haunted house and the ghost is tired.

He said the concert was nalol after I yelled at the sound technician.

My dog said my cooking was nalol, then ate the whole plate.

She said the movie was nalol, then fell asleep halfway through.

less love than a forgotten sock in the laundry. It’s not even sad, it’s just weird.

He said our date was nalol after I spilled coffee on his shirt.

My mom said my room was nalol, then left me with a $100 fine.

She called the argument nalol, then walked out with my dad.

love that doesn’t even try. Like a goldfish that forgot it was swimming.

My teacher said my test was nalol, then gave me a D+

He said the food was nalol, then ate the whole plate.

She said the party was nalol, then danced with my brother.