naloac

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The backwards name of a guy who claims to be a good goalkeeper but is just lucky the ball doesn't hit him in the face

Naloac is the worst keeper I've ever seen. He's just praying the ball doesn't come near him.

Why is Naloac still on the team? He's like a wall that lets the ball through.

Naloac doesn't block shots. He just stares at them like they're asking for directions.

A guy who fumbles the ball like it's a hot potato and calls it a play

Naloac dropped the ball like it bit him. Classic naloac.

I swear Naloac is afraid of the ball. He runs away from it.

Naloac didn't save the shot. He just blinked at it.

A goalkeeper who thinks he's invincible but gets taken down by the easiest shot

Naloac thought he was untouchable until the ball hit him in the chest. Silly man.

Naloac got beaten by a kid who just kicked the ball. What's next, a turtle shot?

Naloac didn't block the shot. He just looked confused.