Nalo

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The ultimate hero. Like if Superman had a brother who also had a tattoo of a flaming butt and a death wish.

Nalo saved the class from the principal by eating his lunch in the hallway.

He took down three bullies with just a lunch bag and a smirk.

He stood up to the school’s toughest kid and won by singing the national anthem in his underwear.

Hero level 100. Nalo is the reason why the other guys cry in the shower.

Nalo beat up the math teacher for making him do extra homework.

He showed up to the football game in a cape and a crown.

He texted the principal and said he’d bring the entire school to the mall if he didn’t get pizza.

The goat of the goat. Nalo is so good, even the goat cried and said, 'I’m not worthy.'

Nalo did 10 push-ups in front of the whole school and then ate a whole pizza.

He showed up to the science fair with a laser pointer and a death glare.

He beat the gym teacher in a race and then ran back to the start and did a cartwheel.

Nalo is a name so cool, it makes your face look like it got hit by a bag of bricks and a flaming taco.

Nalo walked into the room and the whole class shut up because he was that cool.

He turned the teacher’s coffee into a lava lamp and then laughed.

He told the principal he’d make the school disappear if he didn’t get a raise.