Nalnut

My cousin is a Nalnut. He thinks he’s a genius just because he knows how to spell 'cucumber.'

She called me a Nalnut in front of my mom. I’ve never been more embarrassed.

That guy is a Nalnut. He tried to negotiate with the vending machine.

My teacher said I was a Nalnut for thinking the moon was made of cheese.

He’s a Nalnut. He tried to explain the internet to a dog.

My brother is a Nalnut. He thinks he can win at chess with his eyes closed.

My friend is a Nalnut. He still thinks the Earth is flat and that the sun is a giant lamp.

She’s a Nalnut. She tried to fight a calculator and lost.

That kid is a Nalnut. He believed the principal was a robot.