Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot damn lady who looks like she just walked out of a beauty salon and kicked your mom's butt

She was so pretty I almost got a tattoo of her face.

She helped me move my couch and I got a black eye for it.

She got mad at the pizza delivery guy and he ran out of the building crying.

2

A lady who’s got more kindness than a free pizza and more rage than a broken Xbox

She gave me a free soda when I cried about my bad grade.

She yelled at the math teacher until he gave me an A.

She forgave me when I ate her whole sandwich.

3

A woman who’s got a smile that could light up a dark room and a temper that could burn down a whole block

She smiled at me and I instantly forgot my problems.

She got mad at my brother and he hid under the bed.

She forgave me after I threw her phone out the window.

4

A goddess with a face like a pizza and a mood like a bad math test

She looked so good I almost failed my test.

She got mad at my dog and the dog ran away.

She forgave me after I called her a bad name.

5

A lady who’s got a heart of gold and a tongue of fire

She gave me $20 when I needed it most.

She yelled at me until I passed my exam.

She forgave me even after I broke her favorite lamp.

6

A woman who’s got more charm than a free soda and more rage than a broken chair

She charmed my teacher into giving me extra credit.

She got so mad at my brother he cried.

She forgave me after I threw her shoe out the window.