Nallywagger

My neighbor is a Nallywagger. He yells at squirrels and sings karaoke at 3 a. m.

My cousin is a Nallywagger. She texted me 20 times about her cat’s hairball problems.

My teacher is a Nallywagger. He took 10 minutes to explain how to add 2 + 2.

My friend is a Nallywagger. He told me the same joke 12 times during lunch.

My mom is a Nallywagger. She called me 10 times in one day about my diet.

My boss is a Nallywagger. He talked about his vacation like it was a Nobel Prize.

My brother is a Nallywagger. He screamed at the TV like it owed him money.

My uncle is a Nallywagger. He shouted about his ex at the grocery store.

My classmate is a Nallywagger. He yelled about his crush for an hour during math.

My little sister is a Nallywagger. She talked nonstop during the movie and ruined it for everyone.

My grandfather is a Nallywagger. He told the same story every time he saw me.

My crush is a Nallywagger. He texted me 50 times in one day about his pizza.

My coworker is a Nallywagger. He interrupted my work to talk about his pet lizard.

My neighbor’s dog is a Nallywagger. It barked for two hours like it was in a talent show.

My mom’s best friend is a Nallywagger. She called me at 1 a. m. to talk about her bunions.