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A clueless newbie who thinks Hearthstone and Brawlhalla are the only games in existence and acts like everyone else is stupid for not knowing.
"I don't even know what a game is unless it's Brawlhalla or Hearthstone," he said, like he's the king of all video games.
She tried to explain that Fortnite is a thing, but he just stared at her like she had two heads.
He spent 45 minutes explaining why his Hearthstone deck is the best, even though he lost 3 times in a row.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brainless idiot who thinks they're the best at Hearthstone and Brawlhalla, even though they can't beat their little brother.
He tried to call himself a "pro" because he beat his mom in a Brawlhalla match, which took 10 minutes and a lot of whining.
He spent 2 hours trying to beat a 12-year-old in Hearthstone and still lost.
He claimed he was the best at Brawlhalla, but his 3-year-old cousin beat him in 2 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A weak, brain-dead loser who thinks Hearthstone and Brawlhalla are cool, but can't even beat their grandma in a match.
He tried to show off his Hearthstone deck, but his grandma beat him in 2 minutes and laughed at him.
He spent 2 hours trying to beat his uncle in Brawlhalla, and still lost. His uncle was laughing the whole time.
He tried to say he was a "master" at Brawlhalla, but his 6-year-old cousin beat him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A silly, brain-dead noob who thinks they're the best at Hearthstone and Brawlhalla, even though they can't beat their dog.
He tried to show off his Brawlhalla skills to his dog, but the dog beat him and walked away like he was a joke.
He spent 20 minutes trying to beat his dog in Hearthstone, and the dog won. He cried.
He said he was a "god" at Brawlhalla, but his dog beat him in 2 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dumb, clueless kid who thinks they're the best at Hearthstone and Brawlhalla, even though they can't beat their little brother.
He tried to say he was a "legend" at Hearthstone, but his little brother beat him and laughed at him.
He spent 30 minutes trying to beat his brother in Brawlhalla, and still lost. His brother was eating a sandwich the whole time.
He tried to say he was the best at Brawlhalla, but his brother beat him in 2 minutes and said he was a "total joke."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brainless, stupid noob who thinks Hearthstone and Brawlhalla are the best games ever, even though they can't beat their cousin.
He said he was a "master" at Hearthstone, but his cousin beat him and laughed at him.
He spent 15 minutes trying to beat his cousin in Brawlhalla, and still lost. His cousin was playing on a phone the whole time.
He tried to say he was the best at Brawlhalla, but his cousin beat him in 2 minutes and said he was a "total noob."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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