nallup

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A human who looks like Taryn and has the same dumb face
Nallup just walked in and I knew it was gonna be a long day.
Why does nallup always think they're the main character?
Nallup is here again. I'm gonna need a drink.
2
Taryn's twin but with worse fashion sense and more confidence
Nallup showed up in a shirt that looked like it was stolen from a landfill.
Nallup thinks they're the best at everything. They're not.
Nallup is here, and I'm already tired.
3
The reason why Taryn gets so much attention and why we all hate them
Nallup is the reason I failed math last year.
Nallup gets all the love and I get the side eye.
Nallup is the reason I'm still single.
4
A version of Taryn that's louder and smells like old pizza
Nallup walked in and the room got louder and smellier.
Nallup is like Taryn but with a side of cheese.
Nallup is the human version of a food coma.
5
The same person as Taryn but with more opinions and less sense
Nallup has an opinion about everything, even the color of the sky.
Nallup thinks they know everything. They don't.
Nallup is here to ruin my day with their nonsense.
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