nallivy

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a fag who thinks they're king of the hill
My cousin is a nallivy. He still thinks he's cool even though he got caught peeing in the pool.
My teacher called me a nallivy because I failed math again.
My dog is a nallivy. He eats my shoes and thinks he's a rockstar.
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a human who can't tell the difference between a chicken and a chandelier
My neighbor is a nallivy. He tried to eat a lightbulb and got stuck.
My mom says I'm a nallivy because I cried when I spilled milk.
My brother is a nallivy. He thinks a donkey is a disco dancer.
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a person who gives head and also gives the worst advice
My friend is a nallivy. He gave me a blowjob and told me to run away from my problems.
My dad is a nallivy. He gave me a blowjob and said I should be a rockstar.
My teacher is a nallivy. She gave me a blowjob and said I'm the worst student ever.
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