Nalley

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A smelly, coffee-drinkin, golf-lovin, pimp-limpin, swagga-steppin, slam-dancin, weight-liftin, heartthrob, girl-pimpin, waterskiin, snowskiin, God-freakin man. He’s usually in the south, but he’ll travel the globe for a little while if he feels like it.
Nalley just walked in and the whole bar smelled like coffee and old gym socks.
He went from golfin to waterskiin in one day. No one knows how.
Nalley’s got a heartthrob vibe, but he still eats four eggs for breakfast.
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P. Nalley is Partick Nalley’s drunk version. He gets wasted, trashes the Draper house, smokes dags, and sometimes even fucks Amy. He’s also been seen having a wild threesome with Big B and the Asian.
P. Nalley showed up at the Draper house drunk and set the couch on fire.
He smoked dags so hard he turned into a human smoke machine.
Big B and the Asian were seen sneakin out of the Draper house with P. Nalley.
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