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A person with a hedgehog on their head. They’re so crazy, they might try to eat your face.
You look like a hedgehog exploded on your head!
Why do you have a hedgehog on your head? Are you trying to start a war?
You’re like a walking hedgehog. I can’t even look at you anymore.
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Someone who’s so weird, they wear a hedgehog like a hat. And they probably talk to it.
You wear a hedgehog like a hat? Are you trying to be a walking pet store?
You talk to that hedgehog? Does it talk back? I’m scared.
You’re not a person. You’re a hedgehog with a brain.
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A person with a hedgehog on their head. They’re like a monster, and they probably want to eat you.
You’re like a monster from a nightmare! Why do you have a hedgehog on your head?
I think that hedgehog is plotting to take over your brain.
You’re not just weird. You’re a monster. Run while you still can.
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A person who has a hedgehog on their head and probably thinks they’re cool.
You think you’re cool with that hedgehog on your head? You’re just sad.
You’re not cool. You’re a hedgehog who failed at being a person.
That hedgehog isn’t cool. It’s just stuck on your head.
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A person who has a hedgehog on their head and probably talks to it. Like it’s a friend.
You talk to that hedgehog like it’s your best friend. It’s not. It’s just on your head.
You’re not weird. You’re just friends with a hedgehog.
That hedgehog is your only friend. You’re doomed.
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A person with a hedgehog on their head. They’re so messed up, they might try to eat your brain.
You look like a mess. And that hedgehog is probably trying to eat your brain.
Why do you have a hedgehog on your head? It’s trying to take over your brain!
You’re not just messed up. You’re a brain-eating hedgehog.
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