Nalleninian

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A guy who acts like he’s the king of the hill and then gets mad when you point out he’s just a pebble on the road
He called me a pebble. Then he spent 20 minutes explaining why he wasn’t a pebble. I was a pebble.
I said he was a pebble. He sent me a 10-minute rant about how he was a mountain.
He started a 3-way argument with my mom because I called him a pebble.
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A person who’s like, 'You called me an asshole? Let me show you why you’re the real asshole'
I called him an asshole. He sent me a 20-minute message about how I was the real asshole.
He called me an asshole in the middle of class. Then he started a fight with the teacher.
He called me an asshole. Then he called my dog an asshole. Then he called my mom an asshole.
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A person who’s so used to being called an asshole that he thinks he’s the one who started the fight
He called me an asshole. Then he said I started the fight. Then he called me a coward.
He called me an asshole in the DMs. Then he called me a backstabber. Then he called me a traitor.
He called me an asshole. Then he said I was the real problem. Then he called me a failure.
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A guy who lets a 20-minute rant about why he’s not an asshole ruin your whole day
He called me an asshole. Then he spent 20 minutes telling me why he wasn’t an asshole. I got a headache.
He called me an asshole. Then he sent me a 20-minute voice note. I turned my phone off.
He called me an asshole. Then he called my friend an asshole. Then he called my dog an asshole.
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A person who’s so used to being called an asshole that he starts calling other people assholes just to feel important
He called me an asshole. Then he called my teacher an asshole. Then he called my dog an asshole.
He called me an asshole. Then he called my friend an asshole just to feel important.
He called me an asshole. Then he called me a coward. Then he called me a traitor.
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A person who thinks being called an asshole is a compliment and then turns it into a 20-minute argument
He called me an asshole. Then he said it was a compliment. Then he spent 20 minutes arguing about it.
He called me an asshole. Then he said I was the real asshole. Then he called me a coward.
He called me an asshole. Then he said I was the real asshole. Then he called me a traitor.
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