nallelyn

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A total beast of a princess. She fights like a crazy person and looks like a dream. Don’t even think about crossing her.

She kicked my ass in the hallway and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t make you cry.'

She showed up at the party wearing a crown and a sword. I knew I was in trouble.

She texted me, 'You’re dead to me.' I replied, 'Cool, I already hate you.'

A princess who’s so fierce, she could take on a dragon. She’s beautiful and doesn’t take any crap.

She beat up my brother for bullying me. He’s still in the hospital.

She showed up in a dress and a helmet. I knew it was going to be a war.

She said, 'You don’t mess with me.' I said, 'I didn’t know you had a sword.'

A princess who’s got the looks and the guts to back it up. She doesn’t let anyone walk all over her.

She bit my arm during lunch. I still have a bruise from it.

She stood up to the principal for me. I owe her my life.

She said, 'I’m not your friend. I’m your boss.' I said, 'Okay, boss.'

A princess who’s got the beauty and the power to make you regret messing with her.

She made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I threw it at her. She threw it back.

She took my phone and deleted all my memes. I cried.

She said, 'You’re not cute. You’re annoying.' I said, 'I didn’t know princesses had insults.'

A princess who’s got the moves and the mouth to back it up. Don’t even think about messing with her.

She did a cartwheel in the hallway and kicked my ass. I fell down.

She said, 'You’re not cool. You’re trash.' I said, 'Okay, trash.'

She texted me, 'You’re not my friend. You’re my enemy.' I replied, 'Cool, I like enemies.'