Nallele

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A total goddess who would slap you with a ruler if you didn’t help her. She’s so good, she makes your life a nightmare just to be nice.
She texted me at 2 AM because she had a math test and I had to explain how to do exponents.
She gave me a B+ on my essay even though I wrote ‘dog’ instead of ‘log’.
She brought me candy during lunch because I cried over a failed quiz.
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The only person who would take your lunch money and still cry with you when your crush broke up with you.
She texted me during a pop quiz: ‘Your crush just said they hate you. I’m coming to save you.’
She took my lunch money but also paid for my pizza because I had no money for dinner.
She made me a fake report card so I wouldn’t get in trouble for skipping class.
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A friend who would punch your face if you didn’t help her. She’s so cool, she’s like a superhero with a bad attitude.
She punched my face during recess because I didn’t help her with her science project.
She took my snack and told the teacher I stole it just so I would help her with her homework.
She came to my house during a snowstorm to help me with my math test.
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