nalled

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Nalled is when you mix booze with smoke. It gives you a hangover so bad you’ll wish you were dead. But if you survive, it’s worth it.
Nalled at 2 a. m. and still alive? Must be a miracle.
Drank tequila and smoked two packs. Now I look like a raccoon who got hit by a train.
Nalled and still talking? You must be a monster.
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A Nallely is a girl who talks way too much but still can’t hear you. She’s got a heart of gold but will nag you to death.
Nallely: ‘You didn’t listen to me!’ Me: ‘I was trying to sleep.’
Nallely will follow you to the other side of the world just to tell you you’re dumb.
Nallely is my sister. I’ve got a headache and I’ve only heard her talk for 5 minutes.
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A Nallely is a girl who’s hot, smart, and makes your life a mess. She’s the kind of girl who can make you happy or make you regret your life.
Nallely is the reason I got a D in math. She distracted me with her beauty.
He met Nallely and now he’s the luckiest guy in the world. Or the saddest.
Nallely is like a perfect pizza. You want to eat it, but you can’t stop yourself from loving it.
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Nallely is a girl who loves robots and will bust you for breaking the law. She’s pretty, funny, and tough as nails.
Nallely saw me jaywalking. She gave me a ticket and a smile. I got both.
Nallely’s got a robot crush and a badge. You’re doomed.
Nallely’s got the brains of a robot and the looks of a goddess.
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A Nallely is a girl who sleeps like a zombie, eats like a beast, and looks like a queen when she’s out. She’s lazy but gorgeous.
Nallely slept through my birthday. I got her a gift. She ate it and went back to sleep.
She’s got pajamas on and looks like a million bucks. Lazy queen, I call her.
Nallely said she was tired. I said, ‘So was the moon, and it still shines.’
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A Nallely is a girl who’s always smiling, easy to talk to, and will strip for Elisa. She’s the best kind of friend.
Nallely stripped for Elisa. I got a front-row seat. I’m jealous.
Nallely is the type of friend who listens and gives advice. She’s also got a body like a goddess.
Nallely is easy to talk to. She’s also easy to laugh at when she strips.
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Nalled is a baby dragon with wings who acts like a fool but is super emotional. He’s cute, but he’s got a temper.
Nalled from Lunar looks like a baby cat with wings. He’s cute, but he’s got a temper.
Nalled is the kind of guy who’ll be your best friend, but he’ll also yell at you for no reason.
Nalled is like a puppy with wings. He’s adorable, but he’ll bite you if you annoy him.
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