Nallar

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The worst kind of loser. If ballar is being cool, nallar is being a smelly, sweaty, brain-dead meat sack.

Nallar showed up to the party wearing socks with holes and no shirt.

My cousin is a nallar. He once tried to fight a pigeon.

Nallar doesn't know what a phone is. He uses it to scratch his head.

A person who thinks they're special but they're just a broken toaster with no coffee.

Nallar said he was the best at video games. He lost to a kid who plays with his feet.

Nallar tried to be funny. He said, 'I'm like a pizza but with more sadness.' No one laughed.

Nallar thinks he's a king. He wears a hat made of spaghetti.

A human who makes the moon look proud just by being bad at everything.

Nallar tried to dance. He looked like a confused chicken.

Nallar ate a whole cake in one bite. Then he cried.

Nallar tried to be a superhero. His cape was a dirty sock.

A human so bad they make the word 'no' feel like a compliment.

Nallar failed at math. He said, 'Numbers are mean.'

Nallar tried to sing. It sounded like a broken dog.

Nallar tried to be cool. He sat in a puddle and yelled at the sky.

A human who is so not cool they make a toilet look like a celebrity.

Nallar showed up to the game with a bag of chips and no shoes.

Nallar tried to be funny. He said, 'I'm like a ghost but with more bad breath.'

Nallar tried to be a rockstar. He played a guitar made of pizza boxes.