Nallalie

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A real-life goddess who looks like a supermodel and acts like she's never been touched. She’s so good at everything that it’s unfair. If you don’t fall in love with her, you’re probably blind or stupid.

My cousin said Nallalie walked into the room and my dog got a hard-on.

I tried to text her and my phone exploded.

My friend proposed to her and got blocked.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The human version of a beauty filter. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. If you don’t get lucky enough to be with her, you’re just sad.

I saw Nallalie in the grocery store and my cart fell over.

My brother tried to flirt with her and got a wedgie.

She texted me and my phone started crying.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The most perfect person ever. She’s got everything and she knows it. If you don’t get to be with her, you’re just out of your mind.

Nallalie walked into class and my teacher forgot how to teach.

I asked her out and my dog ate my homework.

She smiled at me and my phone got a crush.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A walking miracle. She’s got the face of an angel and the body of a goddess. You’d be a fool to not be with her.

I saw Nallalie and my dog started singing.

My friend tried to beat her at chess and got a facepalm.

She waved at me and my phone started doing push-ups.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The most beautiful person on the planet. She’s good at everything and she’s not even trying. If you don’t get to be with her, you’re just a loser.

Nallalie looked at me and my dog got a divorce.

I tried to text her and my phone got a tattoo.

She walked by and my math teacher got a heart attack.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The ultimate human. She’s perfect in every way. If you don’t get to be with her, you’re just a sad, jealous person.

I saw Nallalie and my dog got a PhD.

My friend tried to flirt with her and got grounded.

She smiled and my phone started dating me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago