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Finger-farting in the privacy of your own pants
My math teacher was caught doing this during a pop quiz
He did it in the principal's office after getting caught smoking
I saw my dad doing it while watching the football game
Nalka Khulai
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Screaming into a sock and pretending it's your ex
He did it in the car on the way to work
She did it in the grocery store aisle
He did it in the middle of a Zoom meeting
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Rubbing your junk like it's the last slice of pizza
He did it in the back of the bus
She did it during lunch break
He did it while pretending to read a book
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Sucking your thumb and yelling at the ceiling
He did it in the bathroom at school
She did it during a thunderstorm
He did it while his mom was on the phone
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Smashing your noodle with a loaf of bread
He did it in the kitchen before breakfast
She did it in the car on the way to school
He did it while watching cartoons
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Twerking in the middle of a math test
He did it during the final exam
She did it in the library
He did it while the teacher wasn't looking