Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So hot you could fry eggs on her face and she’d still look good

My cousin Naliza walked in and the room exploded. Literally.

I tried to text her and my phone caught on fire. She’s that good.

Her face is so pretty I think she’s trying to steal my job.

2

A walking beauty contest with a side of sass

Naliza showed up to the party and the other girls just melted. Like, literally.

She told me I was ugly and I believed her. She’s that good.

She walked in and the whole school forgot how to breathe.

3

So pretty she could make a bald man cry and he’d still be jealous

Naliza walked past my dad and he started crying. I didn’t even know he could cry.

She smiled at me and I forgot my name. Again.

She’s so pretty my dog turned into a statue.

4

A human glitter bomb that explodes every time she walks in

Naliza walked into the room and it was like glitter exploded everywhere.

I asked her out and she said no. I still feel glitter in my soul.

She’s so pretty my phone took a selfie and it got a tattoo.

5

So good-looking you might need a new face just to keep up

Naliza walked in and my face turned red. I didn’t even know I had a face.

I tried to flirt with her and she looked at me like I was a math problem.

She’s so pretty my cat started doing backflips.