nalityphobia

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A person who panics when they have to be who they are, and screams like a toddler when someone points it out.

'I can't handle being me today. My personality is too much.', said no one ever.

They threw a tantrum at the mall because the mirror showed their face.

They texted their friend: 'I can't be me anymore. I'm going to hide in a sock drawer.'

Someone who thinks having a personality is like being sentenced to jail for life.

'I don't want to be me anymore. I want to be a potato.', said a man who just yelled at a traffic light.

They tried to become a sock, but the sock rejected them.

They posted on Twitter: 'I’m escaping my personality. Bring me a sandwich.'

A person who would rather die than have to think for themselves.

They begged their dog to take over their personality. The dog just blinked.

They tried to become a couch, but the couch said no.

They sent a DM: 'I can’t be me anymore. I'm going to be a sock.'

Someone who hates themselves so much they wish they were a sock.

They texted their mom: 'I hate who I am. I want to be a sock.'

They yelled at their reflection: 'You are not me. You are a sock.'

They tried to wear a sock on their face like a mask. It didn’t help.

A person who thinks having a personality is the worst thing that ever happened to them.

They cried in the middle of a grocery store because the cereal boxes were too loud.

They tried to be a sock, but it didn’t work.

They sent a tweet: 'I can't take it anymore. I'm going to be a sock.'