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A girl so sweet she’ll make your teeth hurt. But she’s also a total wallflower until you start talking to her. Once she warms up, she’ll tell you everything, including why she cried at the grocery store.

"You’re like a marshmallow in a hot oven. Just don’t burn me.", said to me after I asked why she was crying over a bag of chips.

"I told her my entire life story. She just said, ‘Cool, I like dogs.’"

"She told me she cried at the grocery store. I told her I cried at the DMV. We became best friends."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A girl who’s so nice, she might make you sick. But once you get to know her, she’ll spill all her secrets, including why she eats cereal for dinner.

"She told me she eats cereal for dinner. I told her I eat pizza for breakfast. We became friends."

"She cried over a bag of pretzels. I cried over a math test. We bonded over sadness."

"She said I was the best friend she ever had. I said she was the weirdest."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A girl who’s like a marshmallow, super soft and sweet. But if you don’t know her, she’ll just sit there like a ghost. Once you do know her, she’ll tell you everything, including why she’s still single.

"She told me she’s still single because she’s too busy eating cereal for dinner."

"I asked why she was crying. She said, ‘I just got dumped by my cereal.’"

"She told me her entire life story. I told her I failed math. We became friends."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A girl so nice, she might make you want to throw up. But once you hang out with her, she’ll tell you everything, including why she eats pizza for breakfast.

"She told me she eats pizza for breakfast. I told her I eat cereal for dinner. We became the weirdest friends."

"She cried over a math test. I cried over my mom. We bonded over sadness."

"She said I was the best friend she ever had. I said she was the weirdest."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A girl so cute, she might make you lose your mind. But she’s also shy as hell. Once you get to know her, she’ll spill all her secrets, including why she’s still single.

"She told me she’s still single because she’s too busy eating pizza for breakfast."

"She cried over a math test. I cried over my mom. We bonded over sadness."

"She told me her entire life story. I told her I failed math. We became friends."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A girl so sweet, she might make you cry. But she’s also a total wallflower. Once you get to know her, she’ll tell you everything, including why she eats cereal for dinner.

"She told me she eats cereal for dinner. I told her I eat pizza for breakfast. We became friends."

"She cried over a bag of pretzels. I cried over my math test. We bonded over sadness."

"She told me her entire life story. I told her I failed math. We became friends."

by Slangipedia 7h ago