nalinikant

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The god of being a total mess with your promises
I said I'd show up, but I was asleep and dreaming about tacos.
She said she'd never cheat again. Then she cheated on me with my brother.
He promised to clean his room. Now it looks like a tornado lived there.
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The god of lying so much it becomes a religion
He told me he was going to work. He was actually eating pizza at 2 a. m.
She said she was going to the store. She came home with five bags of chips and a new tattoo.
He said he’d be here in five minutes. He showed up three hours later with a hangover.
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The god of breaking your word like it's glass
I told him I'd help with homework. He said, 'I'll do it later.' Now it's two weeks later.
She said she'd bring cake. She brought a cake. It was burnt and covered in glitter.
He said he’d stop yelling. Now he yells at the mailman.
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The god of making your promises sound like lies
He said, 'I'll be home by 8.' He got home at 11 and said, 'I was busy.'
She said, 'I'll never forget you.' Then she forgot my birthday and my face.
He said, 'I'll always be there for you.' Now he's there for his video game.
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The god of making you swear you'll never promise again
He broke every promise. Now I swear I'll never promise again. I might even get a tattoo.
She broke my heart. Now I break hers. It’s like a cycle.
He said he’d stop being lazy. He’s still lazy and now he’s got a new nickname.
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The god of making you question your whole life
He broke my trust. Now I question everything, including why I ever liked him.
She said she’d be there. She wasn’t. Now I question my life choices.
He said he was going to stop being a mess. Now I question why I ever believed in him.
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