Nalinii

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Nalinii is a sugar-coated disaster who laughs in your face while she’s dying inside from your dumb choices and your dumb life.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying, but I’m also crying so hard I’m laughing.

You got a D on your math test and I’m like, ‘Yay! Finally something to laugh about!’

I texted you ‘I’m fine’ while I was screaming into a pillow.

Nalinii is a loudmouth who will cheer you on until she gets bored and then she’ll rip your soul out with her bare hands.

She screamed your name in the hallway like you were the final boss.

She was yelling so loud the teacher had to give her a time-out.

She told the whole class your secret and then laughed about it.

Nalinii is a walking punchline who’ll stand by you even when you’re so dumb she wants to punch you and then hug you at the same time.

She stood by me while I failed my science test and then gave me a hug like I was her baby.

She laughed at my joke and then told me it was the worst joke she’d ever heard.

She texted me, ‘I’m proud of you, but I also want to die.’