naliel

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#fitness#smarts#jerk

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a guy who thinks he's a god because he lifts weights and knows how to talk dirty in the bedroom he's got a brain and a body that can beat yours any day
Bro, I bench 225 like it's nothing and I still remember your face when I gave you that headshot last night.
He flexes in the gym like he's gonna get a medal for it. Then he walks in and says, 'You look tired. I’ll take that as a compliment.'
He’s got a brain and a body. You’ve got a calculator and a headache.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a man who thinks he's the king of the gym and the queen of the bedroom he's got a brain and a body that makes you feel like a used towel
He said, 'I can bench 225 and still remember your face when I headshot you.' I said, 'You must’ve had a lot of practice.'
He flexes so much in the gym, the mirrors are tired.
He’s the king of the gym and the queen of the bedroom. You’re just the trash under the bed.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a guy who's got the biceps of a superhero and the brain of a genius he looks at you like you just insulted his mom and he's not even mad he's just thinking about how to make you pay
He looked at me like I just called his mom a bad name. Then he said, 'You're gonna pay for that.'
He flexed so hard, the barbell almost cried.
He’s got biceps like a superhero and a brain like a genius. You’re just a nobody with a calculator.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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