Nalida

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A woman who’s half Puerto Rican and half Jamaican but acts like she’s 100% royalty and everyone else is trash
Nalida showed up to the block party in a dress and told the DJ to stop playing hip hop
She said my mom’s cooking is ‘not even close to authentic’
She tried to buy my cousin’s lunch money and called him ‘a disgrace’
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A half Puerto Rican and half Jamaican woman who thinks she’s the only one who can talk trash and still be cute
Nalida called my brother ‘a weak link’ after he lost a bet
She texted me and said, ‘You better bring me cake or I’ll tell your mom’
She tried to flirt with my uncle and said he was ‘old but still got it’
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A woman who’s half Puerto Rican and half Jamaican and thinks she’s the most interesting person in the world
Nalida told the whole class that my math test was ‘embarrassing’
She posted a selfie with a caption that said ‘I’m just here to shine’
She said my brother’s playlist was ‘the worst thing since bad hair’
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