Nalian

My ex is a Nalian. He spilled his coffee on my shirt and called it a ‘fashion statement.’

My cousin is a Nalian. He tried to make a latte and it looked like a science experiment.

My neighbor is a Nalian. He thinks he’s the best barista ever, but he can’t even measure sugar.

My friend is a Nalian. She walks into a room and everyone stares. She just smiles and says, ‘What? You weren’t expecting that?’

My brother’s girlfriend is a Nalian. She looks like a model, but she still thinks she’s the best at everything.

My teacher is a Nalian. She’s hot, but she still grades me unfairly just because she can.

My coworker is a Nalian. He talks about himself every single day, and no one else gets a word in.

My mom is a Nalian. She texts me at 2 a. m. just to tell me she had a ‘great day.’

My dog is a Nalian. He barks at everyone and thinks he’s the king of the park.

My sister is a Nalian. She cried because her ice cream cone fell over.

My friend is a Nalian. He got a B on his test and had a full-blown meltdown in the hallway.

My boss is a Nalian. She yelled at the printer because it didn’t print the right document.

My classmate is a Nalian. He talks nonstop during lunch and no one even listens.

My uncle is a Nalian. He told the same story at Thanksgiving for ten years straight.

My friend’s mom is a Nalian. She talks about her day for an hour before you can even say hi.