nali

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Nali is a total wallflower who acts like a feral cat when you mention Disney or books. She'll go off like she's been held captive for years.
Nali: "I didn't even know that Mulan had a brother!" (after I said 'Mulan')
Nali: "I could've been a librarian!" (when I asked about her favorite book)
Nali: "I was gonna be a princess!" (when I mentioned 'The Lion King')
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In Unreal Tournament, 'nali' is just a dirty word for a girl. No article. No mercy. Just pure insult.
"You’re a nali?" (said to me in a match)
Nali: "I’m not a nali, I’m a goddess!" (after being beaten 3-0)
Nali: "You’re a nali and you know it." (when I won)
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A nali is the worst kind of human. They’re stupid, gross, and they act like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
Nali: "I’m smarter than Einstein!" (when I asked if they knew who he was)
Nali: "I’ve never eaten anything gross!" (after I told them about moldy pizza)
Nali: "I’m a god!" (when they failed a math test)
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Nali is the funniest Asian who pees in urinals. Hates Asians and dates a nigga just to be a pain in the ass.
Nali: "I peed in the urinal like it was a fashion show."
Nali: "I hate Asians so much I walk into traffic just to be annoying."
Nali: "I dated a nigga just so I could say I did."
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Nali is chill, loud, wild, and looks like a supermodel. They take selfies like it’s their job and love computers more than their ex.
Nali: "I took 200 selfies today. I’m a model."
Nali: "I love my computer more than my ex."
Nali: "I went to a concert and took 100 photos. I’m a photographer."
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Nali is a name that can be a boy or a girl. They’re confident, weird, and they’ll make your worst day better. But don’t mess with them.
Nali: "I’m weird and I’m proud of it."
Nali: "I’ll make your day better or I’ll break your face."
Nali: "I’m weird and I’m confident. You should be too."
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Nali is the best person you can ever meet. She’s beautiful, sweet, and she’ll beat you up if you annoy her. Keep her close or she’ll leave you in the dust.
Nali: "I’m beautiful and I’m sweet. You’re just annoying."
Nali: "You made me mad. I’m gonna beat you up."
Nali: "I’ll always have your back. Just don’t be an idiot."
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