Nalhpuii

My cousin Nalhpuii texted me at 2 AM asking why I didn’t invite her to my birthday party. I told her I forgot because she’s not real.

Nalhpuii walked into my room and said, 'You’re not cool unless you know me.' I said, 'Cool is a state of mind, and I’m in a state of annoyance.'

I tried to ignore Nalhpuii at school, but she followed me to the cafeteria and sat next to me like she owned the place.

Nalhpuii waved at me from across the street like I was her personal cheerleader.

I told her I didn’t know her, and she said, 'You don’t know me? What’s wrong with you? Are you blind? Are you dumb? Are you both?'

She sent me a DM that said, 'You don’t know me? Are you even alive?' I replied, 'No, but I’m trying.'