nalguiqui

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A human who reeks like a butt that’s been sitting in a hot car for three days.
My cousin is a nalguiqui. He walked into my room and I thought the toilet exploded.
My mom called me a nalguiqui because I forgot to shower and ate a whole bag of chips.
At the bus stop, the guy next to me was a nalguiqui. I almost fainted.
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Someone whose stench is so strong, it could make a dog cry.
My brother is a nalguiqui. He didn’t brush his teeth and ate a pizza. I could taste the grossness from across the room.
My teacher called me a nalguiqui because I wore the same socks for a week.
The guy in the back of the class is a nalguiqui. I think he’s been living in a garbage can.
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A person whose butt smell is so bad, it could be used as a weapon.
My friend is a nalguiqui. He sat next to me on the bus and I had to hold my breath the whole way.
My dad is a nalguiqui. He forgot to take his pants off and slept in them all night.
The girl in my group project is a nalguiqui. She didn’t wash her hands and touched my lunch.
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A human who smells like a rotten cheese sandwich that’s been left in the sun.
My uncle is a nalguiqui. He came to visit and I had to open all the windows.
My neighbor is a nalguiqui. I can smell him from my house.
My little brother is a nalguiqui. He forgot to take a shower and slept in his clothes.
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A person whose body odor is so strong, it could knock someone out.
My friend’s dog is a nalguiqui. It smells like a dead rat in the trash.
My coach is a nalguiqui. He smells like he hasn’t showered in a month.
The guy at the gym is a nalguiqui. I almost left because it was so gross.
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A human who smells so bad, it could make a dragon sneeze.
My sister is a nalguiqui. She didn’t brush her teeth and ate a whole cake.
My brother is a nalguiqui. He sat in the same spot for a week.
My friend is a nalguiqui. He forgot to take a shower and smelled like a garbage can.
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