nalgona

I saw her walking down the street and my jaw dropped. That ass was like a burger with extra cheese.

My cousin got dumped because his ex said his ass looked like a deflated balloon.

My mom said if I don't stop staring at her, I'll end up with a broken nose.

She walked past me and I thought she was wearing a backpack. No. Just a flat ass.

My brother asked her out, and she said, 'You’re more interested in my legs than my ass.'

I tried to grab her ass once, and it felt like grabbing a pancake.