NALGO

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A fancy way to say nothing is happening. People use it when they're too lazy to think of something better to say.

@boredguy: NALGO. Again. Why is this my life?

Just woke up. NALGO. Why am I still alive?

Friend: 'What's up?' Me: NALGO. Because I'm not stupid.

A lie told by people who think they're important. It’s just a way to make others think they’re special.

My 10 followers are the only ones who care about my NALGO.

I posted NALGO 17 times today. It’s a national emergency.

Friend: 'Why did you post NALGO?' Me: 'Because I’m royalty.'

A sign of weakness. People who use it are too weak to do anything else.

I tried to do something. Failed. So I used NALGO instead.

My brain is dead. NALGO. Because I’m too weak to be creative.

Friend: 'You’re just using NALGO again.' Me: 'Yes. It’s a survival tactic.'

A way for people to show off. It’s like saying nothing is happening, but in a fancy way.

I said NALGO. My followers gasped. I’m a legend now.

Friend: 'Why did you post NALGO?' Me: 'Because I’m too cool to be busy.'

I used NALGO. My followers are jealous. They’re not cool enough to be lazy.

A curse. People who use it are doomed to be ignored forever.

I used NALGO. My followers ignored me. I’m cursed.

Friend: 'Why do you use NALGO?' Me: 'Because I want to be ignored.'

I posted NALGO. My followers vanished. I’m cursed for life.