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How awesome a Nalgene bottle is when it’s so good it makes your brain explode from happiness.

My Nalgene is so good I peed in it and it still tasted like victory.

I drank out of my Nalgene and my enemies cried.

That Nalgene is so good I named my kid after it.

When a Nalgene is so cool it makes your whole life better and your enemies jealous.

My Nalgene is so cool I used it to beat up a man.

I drank from my Nalgene and my mom started singing.

That Nalgene is so cool I used it to start a war.

How amazing a Nalgene is when it’s so good it makes you feel like a king and your enemies feel like dogs.

My Nalgene is so good I drank from it and my dog started bowing.

That Nalgene is so amazing I used it to save the world.

I drank from my Nalgene and my teacher gave me extra credit.

The level of greatness a Nalgene reaches when it’s so good it makes your brain melt and your soul happy.

My Nalgene is so good I drank from it and my soul screamed in joy.

That Nalgene is so great I used it to beat my dad at chess.

I drank from my Nalgene and my mom started dancing.

When a Nalgene is so good it feels like it was made by the gods to help you win at life.

My Nalgene is so good the gods gave me extra snacks.

That Nalgene is so good I used it to cheat at exams.

I drank from my Nalgene and my dog started doing math.