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The most beautiful and funny person you’ll ever meet! She has a laugh that’ll make you cry and a butt that’s so good it should be illegal. She’s also a generous freak who gives back like a madman.
She laughed so hard during my rant about my ex that I thought I was gonna die.
She donated $1,000 to my pizza fund after I cried about my failed dating life.
She told my mom I was a ‘douchebag with potential’ and I loved her for it.
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She’s the most beautiful and funny person you’ll ever meet! Her laugh is louder than a jackhammer and her butt is so good it deserves its own movie. She also gives back like a holy man.
She laughed so loud at my failed attempt at a rap that my neighbor called the cops.
She gave me a free taco every time I cried about my life.
She donated to my ‘I hate my job’ fund and I cried happy tears.
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She’s the most beautiful and funny person you’ll ever meet! Her laugh is so loud it wakes the dead and her butt is so good it should be in the Hall of Fame. She also gives back like she’s got nothing better to do.
She laughed so hard at my ‘I hate my life’ speech that my cat joined in.
She gave me $50 for my ‘I hate my life’ fund and I cried like a baby.
She donated to my ‘I hate my job’ fund and I got a raise the next day.
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