Nalgahead

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A person who thinks their butt is the best thing since sliced bread and acts like everyone else is stupid.
My cousin is a nalgahead. He walks into rooms like he invented sitting.
She claims her butt is perfect. I’ve seen her eat pizza and still claim it.
He called me a poser because I don’t wear spandex to school.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who thinks their butt is so good it should get its own Instagram.
He took 17 photos of his butt before class started. I’m not even mad.
She said I was a ‘butt-friend’ because I don’t take pictures of my butt.
He called my mom a ‘butt-ter’ because she didn’t like his butt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who acts like their butt is a superpower and everyone else is jealous.
He thinks he’s a hero because his butt doesn’t get sweaty in summer.
She said my butt is ‘butt-ty’ because I don’t take pictures of my butt.
He called my dog a ‘butt-ter’ because it didn’t lick his butt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks their butt is so good, it should get a PhD and a raise.
He got a job at the burger place because his butt is ‘butt-ty’ enough for the manager.
She said my butt is ‘butt-ty’ because I don’t take pictures of my butt.
He called my dad a ‘butt-ter’ because he didn’t like his butt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks their butt is the reason the world was created and everyone else is just there to suffer.
He said the world would end if I didn’t take pictures of my butt.
She called my math teacher a ‘butt-ter’ because he didn’t like her butt.
He thinks his butt is so good, it should be on a billboard.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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