nalga juice

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Nalga Juice is the smelly sweat that comes out of your butt when you sit too long and your butt is mad at you.

My pants are soaked in nalga juice after sitting through the whole movie.

I can smell my own nalga juice from the other side of the bus.

My friend’s nalga juice was so strong it made the whole class laugh.

Nalga Juice is the gross stuff that leaks out of your butt when you’re too lazy to move.

My nalga juice is leaking through my shorts like a waterfall.

I didn’t move all day, so my nalga juice was like a science experiment.

My brother’s nalga juice was so bad, the dog ran away.

Nalga Juice is the sweaty mess you leave behind when you sit down like a king.

I sat on the couch like a king, and now my nalga juice is on the cushions.

My nalga juice is so strong, it woke up the whole neighborhood.

After sitting in class all day, my nalga juice was like a swamp.