nalga-clapping

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When a guy's nuts go boom into a lady's butt like it's a surprise party they never invited anyone to.
He said it felt like I hit him with a hammer and a birthday cake.
She screamed like she was being chased by a bear and a bad math test.
He texted me: 'You just gave me a headache and a boner at the same time.'
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The loud slap that happens when a man's junk slaps a woman’s butt like it's the final round of a wrestling match.
He said it felt like I hit him with a brick and a cheese sandwich.
She laughed so hard she thought she was going to pee on the floor.
He DM’d me: 'I just got a butt slap and a face full of cum.'
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When a guy's nuts hit a woman's butt so hard it sounds like a drum solo and a fart all at once.
He said it felt like I hit him with a fire truck and a pizza.
She yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He texted me: 'I just got a butt-clap and a face full of love.'
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