Nalf

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A brainless meatball who thinks their lousy YouTube videos are the next big thing.
My cousin is a Nalf. He has 3 subscribers and still thinks he’s famous.
That Nalf just did a 10-minute video about his cat’s hairball.
I told my Nalf friend he was a waste of oxygen. He didn’t get it.
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A sticky mess that tastes like regret and comes from a bag of sugar and shame.
I ate so much of that Nalf stuff, I now have a sugar coma.
My mom calls it Nalf. I call it my death sentence.
The Nalf was so sweet, it made my teeth cry.
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When Captain Falcon goes full lunatic and floors everyone in Smash like they’re his personal enemies.
That Nalf moment happened when Captain Falcon just wrecked the whole match.
I screamed ‘Nalf’ when Falcon launched three people at once.
The Nalf happened again. I’m still recovering.
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