nalen

A guy with a girl name who thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s obsessed with comic books, talks like a nerd, and has the emotional intelligence of a goldfish. He’s your best friend, your hype man, and the guy who’ll let you beat him in video games with some dumb ass cat woman power-up. He’s got the sex appeal of a billboard and the love life of a sad kid who still believes in fairies.

A guy with a girl name who looks like a thumb from a spy movie. He’s the kind of guy who talks like a nerd but will still drink and smoke with you like a real man. He’s bad at relationships, needs a third wheel to survive, and has the sexual stamina of a sleepy turtle. He’s chill, but he’s also the reason you’re still single.