naleilani

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A Naleilani is a tiny, weird, emo, gay kid who thinks malnourished gamers are the bomb. They’re always making art, staying up all night, and have a bunch of mental issues. Extroverts think they’re cute and try to adopt them like a dog.
My Naleilani cousin drew a portrait of his crush using crayon and a broken pencil. It looked like a dying raccoon.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I had any melatonin. I said no. He cried.
He tried to adopt a stray cat, then got 7 more from the shelter. Now he has a small army of cats and no life.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A Naleilani is a little, neurodivergent, gay guy who thinks malnourished gamers are the best. They’re always inside, making weird art, and have so many mental issues they’re like a walking therapy session. Extroverts think they’re adorable and try to take them everywhere.
He drew a self-portrait with glitter and permanent marker. It looked like a glitter explosion from hell.
He tried to explain his feelings using 12 different metaphors and 3 emojis. I fell asleep.
He adopted 3 stray cats, then a dog, and now he has a tiny zoo in his room.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A Naleilani is a tiny, emo, gay kid who thinks malnourished gamers are the top of the food chain. They’re super creative, always inside, and have more mental issues than a therapist. Extroverts think they’re cute and drag them out to parties.
He drew a heart on his forehead with marker and cried when it smudged.
He sent me a 10-page text about his feelings for a video game character. I laughed, then cried.
He tried to bring all his cats to a party. The host left. The cats won.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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