naleighna

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They got no butt to speak of. It's like they were born with a flat tire.

Bro, that Naleighna walks in and I'm like, 'Is that a new pair of pants or a new way to be sad?'

I asked her if she had a butt, and she said, 'I’m not a donut, I’m a bagel.'

She tried to sit on a couch, and the couch didn’t know what hit it.

The best girl you’ll ever meet. Sweet as pie but got a temper like a volcano. She’s the wife you want, the fight you’ll get.

She said ‘I love you’ and then kicked my door off its hinges.

I told her I was hungry, and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.

She’s like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but if you bite too hard, it explodes.