Naleah

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Naleah is a hot mess who’ll make you laugh until your face hurts but will sleep through a nuclear explosion if it hits her at 9 a. m.

She snoozed her alarm 12 times and still showed up 2 hours late.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was ‘just finishing her beauty routine’ and it was 2:47 a. m.

She told me she was ‘too tired to be sad’ and then cried into her cereal.

Naleah is a human glitter bomb who’ll charm your socks off but will also make you question your life choices if she’s late for breakfast.

She showed up to my birthday wearing a hat, glitter, and a sandwich.

She said she was ‘too busy being beautiful’ to do homework.

She texted me during my math test saying she was ‘dying of elegance’.

Naleah is a walking smile who’ll make you forget your own name but will also make you question why you ever left your bed.

She texted me during my nap saying she was ‘too tired to be tired’.

She showed up to class with a full face of makeup and a sandwich.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

Naleah is the kind of person who’ll make your day but will also make you question why you ever woke up.

She said she was ‘too busy being perfect’ to do her homework.

She showed up to my party wearing pajamas and glitter.

She texted me during my science test saying she was ‘too tired to be sad’.

Naleah is a magical being who’ll make you happy but will also make you question your life if she doesn’t show up on time.

She missed my test because she was ‘too busy being beautiful’.

She texted me during my lunch saying she was ‘dying of elegance’.

She showed up to my party with a full face of glitter and a sandwich.

Naleah is a walking emoji who’ll make your day but will also make you question why you ever left your bed.

She texted me during my math test saying she was ‘too tired to be tired’.

She showed up to class with glitter, a hat, and a sandwich.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.