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she’s so chunky it looks like a donut exploded in a gym
She’s like a pizza that’s been dropped on the floor and stepped on.
I swear she eats a whole chicken for breakfast.
She’s so big, she makes my mom look like a twig.
naldy
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the only person who could make me forget my own name
She’s the reason I skipped school to text her.
If she smiled at me, I’d marry her on the spot.
She’s the best part of my day, even when I’m hungover.
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the guy who thinks he’s the best, but he’s actually the best, and he’s got a meaty sausage that could split the Atlantic
He’s like the king of the best, and his cock is the crown.
He’s so good, even the teachers respect him.
He’s the best, and his penis is the best, and that’s not even a metaphor.