naldworth

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A total brain-dead piece of trash who tries to hit the most idiotic golf shot ever imagined.

I watched him try to chip the ball into a lake while wearing a hat made of socks.

He hit the ball into a tree and then yelled at the tree.

He tried to do a golf trick and missed so bad it looked like a slap fight.

A walking disaster who hits the worst golf shot like it’s a personal mission.

He tried to hit a golf ball over a fence and ended up in the neighbor's yard.

He hit the ball into a pond and then jumped in after it like it was a rescue mission.

He missed the ball so bad it looked like he was playing against the wind and gravity.

A complete idiot who thinks the worst golf shot is a good idea and then goes ahead and does it.

He tried to hit the ball with a broom and then fell over.

He hit the ball into a bush and then tried to hug the bush like it was a friend.

He missed the ball so hard it looked like the ball was running away from him.