NaldoUtd

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A man who reps Greenwood like it's his job and hits on ladies at night like it's a hobby. People call him Waldo, and he's the king of Late Night Football Twitter.
'Greenwood's the GOAT, Foden's just a dog.'
'I'm out here flirting with milfs while you're stuck at work.'
'Late Night Football? That's my bedtime story.'
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A Twitter legend with a massive following. He goes to the gym every day and lifts 160kg like it's nothing. His main obsession is Greenwood being better than Foden.
'160kg? That's just my warm-up.'
'Foden? He's just a side dish to Greenwood's main course.'
'I bench 160kg while you're still trying to lift 50kg.'
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