Naldo

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The ultimate king, a legend who does big stuff and yells about it online. People call him PimpMaster or God. He loves hos and booties so big they could knock out a whole family.
Naldo just flexed his new car and said he bought it with cash. No one believed him. He sent a receipt to everyone.
Naldo posted a video of him eating a whole pizza and said it was just a snack. Everyone laughed, but he still posted it.
Naldo claimed he was going to sleep with 10 girls at once. He didn’t. He just bragged about it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A short version of Renaldo. He doesn’t care what brand of smokes you have. He just wants one. He says he quit smoking, but he still steals yours. He’ll ditch you in the cold after you drove all night to hang out.
Renaldo said he quit smoking. He still asked for a cigarette. He got it. He didn’t give you one.
You drove eight hours to Austin. Renaldo said he would meet you. He didn’t. He slept in his bed and you slept in a park.
Renaldo said he was going to be cool. Then he asked for a cigarette. Then he asked for another. Then he asked for a third.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nalgene bottle used like a dildo. You can put it in your butt, your vagina, or even your mouth after you used it in your butt. It’s like a backup plan when your regular dildo is tired.
He used a Nalgene like a dildo. He didn’t care if it was clean. He just wanted to get the job done.
She put the Nalgene in her butt and said it was the best she ever had. She didn’t care if it was full of water.
He used the Nalgene after the real dildo failed. He said it was like a second chance.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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